im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
'And here we have Milton, current employee of the month. He is, however, the only employee and therefor won it by default. But don't tell him that. He doesn't know any languages nor does he have good people skills, heck he's not even paid much but you come to complain to him, and we'll make sure nothing is done about it. In fact, we'll make it worse!'