gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

image

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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This is a once in a lifetime love that i will not give up easily. If i lose it again, never will life be the same, never will i love the same anymore. You came into my life like an ocean breeze, caressing me into bliss, lingering my thoughts, bringing the coolness of the ocean into my soul. You cooled me when no one else could. You brought me into life when no one else would. You taught me how to love you more than I think I could. This is a once in a lifetime love I hope you know. That I will not give up so easily without battle wounds deep in my heart. For I have vowed to love you and only love you with all of my messed up heart as best as I can, never leaving you through thick and thin, through sickness and health. If I were to die, I wish to die with the peace of mind, I die putting up a fight to keep this love alive. I will honour this love of ours for the rest of my life, till the end of time.
Because when your breeze touched me, it has touched my heart.
If I were to die, know that I love you more than anything else in the world, and I will continue to until the hereafter. I’ll wait for you at the gates of Paradise, love.
For I know, we are meant to be and this is a once in a lifetime love.

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

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amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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